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excluhsive:

When my mom gives me the phone to talk to my relatives

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mydrunkkitchen:

buzzfeed:

buzzfeedfood:

Toasts with the most: 21 awesome energy-boosting breakfast ideas

Dang.

BUT WHICH IS THE TOAST WITH THE MOST???

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allotherfairiesfly:

Happy 4th of July from our two favorite American princesses!

allotherfairiesfly:

Happy 4th of July from our two favorite American princesses!

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knackout:

yes, police, i would like to report a salamander, it’s very large, it’s my friend, thanks for listening

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darkpathos:

"You either die a hero or live long enough to become a villain." 

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isabelthespy:

spitefulbitch:

the stupidest thing in the entire harry potter series was when they go down to the slytherin dormitory and it’s all dark and slimy and freezing and shit. as if lucius malfoy would let his son live in squalor like that. the house with the highest concentration of spoiled purebloods are happy to live under the goddamn lake? no.

wow this is the #1 best harry potter criticism i have ever read

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percytobiaspotter:

Lee Jordan’s commentary appreciation post

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